They say you are what you eat, right? Today, this is what I had for breakfast, and it is also what I’m doing (again). As a writer, I know it makes for a much more compelling dramatic story when a character is conflicted, but in real life it can get tiring and silly for your audience of friends an family, and exhausting for yourself as the protagonist. Sorry, y’all!
What I really need is a Magic 8 Ball to decide this whole mess for me once and for all. Anyone still have one of those laying around that I can borrow? I used one to choose which film school to enter, and that seemed to work out okay. My friend has a talking Yoda, maybe that’s who I should really be consulting instead of an endless slew of doctors!