For a guy, I’m definitely a hair snob (This pre-cut photo does not indicate as much. I had just shoveled 92 feet of snow off my driveway. Leave me alone.). Clippers haven’t touched my tiny little head in 13 years, but I figured if some pre-op nurse is going to shave an ugly stripe in my skull, or even a whole side of hair off, I’d rather have the lovely Amanda, a true professional shorten the entire batch. No hair-washing for 10 days post-op? Yeah. Let’s whack it.